COME AND GET YOUR STUPID TRASH CAN LIDS! NOW!

I swear to God! I might need to get these stitches redone because of them! ONLY YOU WOULD HAVE TRASH LIDS THAT ATTACK! ... No, no, I'm wrong. VASH WOULD TOO.

( Private to Elendira//Viewable to Vash//prooobably hackable e.e )

Mr. Preacher, Livio, I hope you're on your way to Conrad's where it'll be safe. I'm going to be picking up a few things to make dinner from the store for all of you. If stores are open still. There's been no sightings in the immediate area, so...Do any of you have requests? Vash says nothing that has too many onions ( Read more... )

But that's fine, because when I get done, no one is getting in here. Only out, if they know how to open the bars like I do. Because I can't stand having those windows and that door closed. Panic attacks don't win.

Tomorrow is going to be a better great day, right? Right! I should go shopping or something. Three reports are finished, I think ( Read more... )

I've been doing a lot of research on what Thanksgiving is, but it seems that the most simple answer to what Thanksgiving is in its core is to appreciate that and those around you. To verbalize appreciation for one time a year, when most often you would not. I was once explained that thanks is best given when it's unexpected, and kept simple and ( Read more... )

Screw you.

Screw you.

And sadly, screw you, because I actually LIKE you on a fairly constant basis.

I'm going to MY apartment today. See if I try to help any of you ungrateful bastards again.

Miss REM. GIVE ME THE HAMMER. RIGHT NOW.

I will when you know what you're doing.

... I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET!!

THEN YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.

............. Thatdoesn'tmakeanysense GIVEMETHEHAMMER!

[sounds of struggling] You could ASK for the hammer!

... [grunts] I asked--[and again]--for the hammer when I came through the door YOU DON'T ( Read more... )

I have the syrups and the sugars, and the milk and the... eggs. I'm missing eggs. Well, this won't do at all, I'm afraid. I suppose I should go shopping. I want to get this done before working on the Thanksgiving groceries and dinner.

... ... ...

Oi. Boys, would you settle on some pudding tonight instead of cake? I feel tired. Sitting down ( Read more... )

To-Do For Today:
  {x}     ⇔   Wrap cat scratches wounds of combat for protection from body soap
  {x}     ⇔   Dye hair
  {x}     ⇔   Dishes
  {-}     ⇔   Make lunch for Vash and the horde
  {-}     ⇔   Check on Miss Rem
  {x}     ⇔   Clean bathroom after cat bathing combat and aforementioned hair dying ( Read more... )

I think I'm finally understanding this curse now. Call this an official report, I guess ( Read more... )